So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
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