What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
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