TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
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nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
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I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... π―πππ
Do I even want to know?
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
I just got a text giving me an hour window for when my vibrator is gonna be delivered. If that's not awesome customer service, I don't know what is.
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
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