she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.
Who is this?!????
That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Randomize
