you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
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i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
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Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
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