North Korea, Best Korea!
All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
How did you make it to work sans hangover?
4 words: Clif Bar soaked in tequila. Just like albert pujols
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
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