problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
"I'm 22, I could die in a piano bar." -a sentence i actually just said to my boss
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