Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
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Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
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Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
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