He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
I stumbled into my living room at 4 a.m. to find him hurling my laptop across the room and his pants around his ankles. Clearly his night didn't go as planned.
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
I found someone's tooth on the stairs when I was vacuuming, and my sister found a catheter in the men's bathroom... this cleaning job is dangerous
I just did a drunk experiment to find out what it looks like when you turn a burner on the stove on while wearing night-vision goggles. I may be blind in my right eye now.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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