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Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
I woke up with $100 in my pocket and I was so excited until I found an atm receipt for a $500 withdrawal. Not as exciting.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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