There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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