brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
dude I went to cubs game with my mustache, aviators, and a hooded sweatshirt. Do you think it was irony or fate that there were four 17 year old girls in front of us?
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
im hiding in a corner. drunk. with a plate of stolen jello shots. im pretty sure people are looking for me or the jello shots.
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
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