Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
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What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
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