Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
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