i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
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