you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
you didnt know i had herpes?
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
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Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
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You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
I bet the guy on the treadmill next to me with the noise-canceling headphones wishes he could trade them for smell-canceling noseplugs. Hard to believe that last one did not involve any pants-shitting on my part.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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