No, you can still breathe under the balls.
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
When you text me tomorrow to remind me to mail your parking pass, also remind me to make sure i did NOT pack my vibrator for this family vacation
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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