she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
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He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
She bit a glass in half.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
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If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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