weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
my new years resolutions dont apply when im drunk
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
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we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
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I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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