Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
Wedding update: no alcohol, 75% of people have left, no one is dancing, no single groomsmen, and it's 5:30. I'm going the fuck home to drink by myself.
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
what the fuck happened to the tacos
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
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