Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
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I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
Maybe tomorrow I'll be drunk again and can provide you with texts at a more reasonable hour. Here's hoping. GOodnight. Tebow loves you
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
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YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
I lost my vibrator temporarily and for some unknown reason my first thought was that you might have stolen it. But then I realized you would never do that because you know it keeps me from killing people. But I am overtired and lacking in faith.
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
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