"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
I woke up covered in my own vomit with a pocket full of napkins. I guess I knew I would need them, but was not coherent enough to use them before passing out.
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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