also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
Omg I joined a choir last night...
jump out the window naked night went bad
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
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