Pregnant stripper...not hot.
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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