Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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