She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
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It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
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I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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