whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
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