that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
