As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
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