Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
We need to step in, this can't continue. The guy she went home with last night looked exactly like Count Olaf, right down to the unibrow.
Which version tho, Jim Carrey or Neil Patrick Harris?
THAT DOESN'T FUCKING MATTER, YOU DON'T FUCK COUNT OLAF!!!
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
My arm is completely dead, never again will i give you a 20 minute hand job. You better have enjoyed that asshole. I have to text with my left hand now.
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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