doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
I found this letter on my leg this morning "dear sober self- we are one body now. It's weird but get used to it because it already happened" who the fuck is lionman?
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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