You surviving the open bar?
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I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
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