somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
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