we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
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