Her vagina should come with caution tape.
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
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I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
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im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
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