Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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