my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
Randomize
