Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
its not stalking. its research.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
Accidentally gagged on my toothbrush and puked up a Walgreen's cheeseburger. 1) I am not going to be on top of my game tonight. 2) Since when do I have a gag reflex? 3) Walgreen's cheeseburgers are awesome.
Literally too hungover to clean. I'll get the frosting off the table tomorrow, ok?
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
Randomize
