I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
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