I just had a dude tell me how he got fired from friendly's for tripping a kid and followed the story with "If i'm gonna do it, I do it big."
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
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