but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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