another moral hangover. fuck.
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
be a good friend and just tell me i'm not pregnant
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
I just set up a proportion to calculate how much Jolly Rancher vodka I can make with the limited amount of Jolly Ranchers I have. Finally, real-life application of math.
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
Randomize
