Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
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he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
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I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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