She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
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