i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
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