When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
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this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
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Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
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