time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
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she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
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if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
no no no no you can't just say your dirtiest secret is "i sat on goldfish by accident once" and just leave i have QUESTIONS
AT LEAST TELL ME IF THE GOLDFISH WAS STILL IN A BOWL??????????????
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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