as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
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