I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
Trouble in the neighborhood - turns out my brother's summer lawn care gig also entailed banging three different MILFs and they just all found out about each other
Gotta pay for college somehow...
Jesus better clutch that motherfucking wheel, then.
I'M NOT PUTTING MY TRUST IN JESUS! I'M PUTTING MY TRUST IN YOU!
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