I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
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