once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
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