All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
Drunk me thinks I can light up a cig anywhere, sober me finds this hilarious and highly irresponsible. The grocery store is not a bar.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
Randomize
