Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
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I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
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When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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