my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
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the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
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I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
I met my future husband in an elevator. Think Hispanic version of Dr. Bunsen Honeydew from the Muppets, but with eyes like Michael Fassbender.
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
Shame is for Republicans.
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