your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
You may now shotgun with the bride
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
How dare sober me try to tell drunk me I can't eat the applesauce in the fridge! Stingy bitch IM EATING THE APPLESAUCE! you can tell sober me I said that.
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
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